Ex-Mr Universe, this left-sided player has an economical style in
that he only uses one foot, the right foot he only uses on Sundays
in church.
Some of his teammates complain that Mick talks too much during a
match, but he devotes most of his vocal energy on public debates and
his hobby as a town crier in Walthamstow.
Eventually, Mick intends to give up football and hire his muscles
out to people less well-endowed (like Graham).
Nicknamed 'Lightning', but no-one knows why.
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